The Third Annual Christmas Parody

first_img Sign up for a free trial and get instant access to this article as well as GBA’s complete library of premium articles and construction details. Thunder and lightning. Enter three sisters, all RESNET-certified.First rater:When shall we three meet again,In thunder, lightning, or in rain?Second rater:When the drywall work is done,When the zoning battle’s won.Third rater:The lawyers sure are having fun!First rater:What’s the sign?Second rater:A Christmas wreath.OTHER PARODIES2014 Parody: The Raven2013 Parody: Casey Makes a Bet2012 Parody: The Energy Grinch2010 Parody: Christmas Carols2009 Parody: ’Twas the Night Before ChristmasThird rater:We shall meet there with Macbeth.First rater:Where hast thou been, sister?Second rater:Smashing recessed cans.First rater:Look what I have.Second rater:Show me, show me.First rater:Here I have a thermostat,With wi-fi, girls. This stat can chat.Drum withinThird rater:A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come.Enter Macbeth and BanquoMacbeth:So foul and fair a day I have not seen.Banquo:Who are these workers,So withered and so wild in their attire?Macbeth:Speak, if you can: what are you?First rater:All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, ranch home developer!Second rater:All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Energy Star builder!Third rater:All hail, Macbeth! Thou shalt build a Passivhaus!Banquo:[To Macbeth]: Good sir, why do you start; and seem to fearThings that do sound so fair?[To the three sisters:] Strange women,You greet my friend with several great predictionsOf rising skills and energy performance,Foreseeing that he’ll build much tighter homes:Point six air changes at 50 Pascals!Could this be true? Forsooth, his homes are junk.He seems befuddled now. Foretell some more:If you can look into the seeds of time,And say which grain will grow and which will not,Speak then to me, who neither beg nor… This article is only available to GBA Prime Memberscenter_img Start Free Trial Already a member? Log inlast_img

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